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I would like to pimp my dog house, any suggestions?

Sep 07, 2006 by hog4ubaby | Posted in Dogs

blacked out windows, bad to the bone on the stereo, chrome window frames, and lots of blingin bones on the walls.

"I Pimped My Dog" for Halloween

Halloween 2006 - Private eye Dog Gus sniffin' out some Halloween treats in the 'hood. Answers to some FAQs and comments: Gus only wore the ...

Pimp Dog wearing 18k GOLD

My lowering dog got his gold necklace on his 5th birthday :)

DUNKIN' BERLINER: PIMP MY DOG

by Dunkin' Berliner

Well, that's a matter of fact the dog of my girlfriend, but as an ease to it, I would like at this point in time when his pooch in cyberspace with the purpose of procuring the Dog. And when I say "Pimp My Dog 'I do not mind the wonderful mother of exit or Pimp My Pimp My Bride. If we were to add a cat in front of the collocation it more accessible for Ebonically challenged and Honky wonderful, I would say this: get laid in Prague for less. This is a claim of loss. The dog should get laid. Terme. The nightmares begin.I had an unbiased another round the clock, in which the dog in the pump was so dangerous that he was anally raped by a dog of another man while my girlfriend and her companion of the Rights held receiver average "down and applauded the" pitcher "on with deafening Czech colorful swearing. I felt bad for the two bastards exhausted ungenerous....

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The Jerk Journals: Telling Fairytales In The Bathroom, Selling ...

by Xillionaire

My name is Xilla and I’m a self-occupied wiggle. I am also convinced I will be sentenced to an infinity in abode of the damned with my penis wrapped in 14 fraud wow cloths drenched in kerosene, for the sins I committed. While this isn’t the worst possession I have done in my autobiography, it has to power up there on my file of things I indubitably should never reprimand anyone. When I was in 7th qualify I got my hands on The Pimp by Iceberg Slim. That laws individual handedly changed my entity. A few weeks later my mam brought tellingly a VHS of The Mack, and then Snoop Dog dropped Doggystyle. My biography as a congenial, careful gentlemen officially ended somewhere in the centre of these diabolical media outlets.

I met a Irish colleen in a palaver flat, we talked on the phone and she MAILED me lewd ass pictures. I showed my mommy, and she said the girls boobs were bigger than hers. Don’t vexation my progenitrix is unsociable like that. One day while my mom was out doing whatever it is she does when she forbear the congress my small talk room chick came over with her baby. Her doxy loved my boy Lateef, may he end up in temperate. Lateef was the coolest living soul I knew, and with all his swag her had Simone wrapped around his have a hand in. I judge devise he had sex on my bed, I can’t attest to this, but I’m steadfast he did. I was in the living area w/ my chatroom chick. She let me suck on her Brobdingnagian 13-year-old boobs. Yeah she was a diet ass ghetto chick from Newark NJ.

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